So I attempted to complete Goal #52 and bake my very first cake from scratch. Below is the visual journey through the attempt. This picture is all the ingredients I intended to use in my Tyler Florence Ooey Gooey Decadent Chocolate cake.

I then added together all of the "DRY" ingredients aka the flour, salt, baking soda.

The next step was to melt 4oz. of bitter chocolate and let cool. Tada. So far, so good.

Next up is a before and after shot of the sugar and butter being mixed together in yet another bowl. To me, the after shot looked like diced up eggs.


To that, I added the cooled chocolate to the batter. It's looking good.

All mixed together, but still thick and chunky looking, I add in the eggs, mixed bowl of dry ingredients and some cold water, alternating that with the dry ingredients. I'm not sure if the alternating actually helps the process or if it's just an added pain to the process.

Batter is ready!!!!!

Two 9 inch pans are greased and waiting for the batter.

*IMPORTANT* This is where I unknowingly mess up.Batter is poured into the greased pans. The pans go into the oven.

Meanwhile, while the cake is baking, I make the frosting, starting with a TON of powdered sugar.

Then to the sugar I add a lot of Vanilla and some more melted dark chocolate.

Perhaps because I am used to the commercial Betty Crocker frosting loaded with preservatives to allow for a long shelf life, I was not expecting my frosting to come out in the consistency that it did. To me, it was thin, almost waterlike. I reread the directions several times to make sure I did it right. I followed them to the T. To the frosting I added cut up pieces of chocolate to give more volume to the frosting. While the frosting was waiting to be used I realized that I indeed had made the frosting correctly because while it sat, the top of the bowl got hard. The frosting hardens as it sits, but is easily mixable if you are not ready for it to harden.

After the cakes were done, I let them cool for 40 minutes just like the directions said. After they were sufficiently cool, I attempted to take them out of the pans and this is where I epically fail. *NOTE* I failed earlier in the blog when the directions said to grease the pans. I did exactly that, but in addition to greasing the pans, the directions also said to cut two large circles of parchment paper to place in the bottom of the pan for added no stick security.
1. I didn't have parchment paper.
2. I thought it was more of a suggestion if you didn't feel secure in your pam spraying abilities.
Needless to say, I couldn't get the cakes out of the pans. I got so angry, I almost just dug my hands into the cake and threw it on the cake holder.

After much arguing with myself and talking to the cakes, I eventually got the cakes out, but not without huge chunks missing, cake ALL OVER my kitchen and not a single nice layer of cake to be seen. Even after feeling defeated I decided to finish the endeavor. I poured the Chambourd liquer over both layers and then attempted to move one ugly layer on top of the other ugly layer. It took me a minute to decide which of the two was least ugly.
THEN, I realized I didn't have any spatula things to spread the frosting with. The cake was already in a very delicate situation and I didn't have the proper utensil to safely spread the frosting. I located the most spatula looking spoon I could find and spread the frosting. The cake kept falling off on the corners and wouldn't stay in places after I put the frosting on. I ended up using the frosting like glue in order to keep my cake from looking like a pile of poo. Below are pictures of what I think is the ugliest cake ever!!!